User blog comment:Hazeleye/Just a Proposal from an Obsessed Fangirl/@comment-2224454-20120602011116/@comment-3453120-20120602195153

I lived in England and I had a British accent, so I impersonate England's lines some times with my friends. O.K. here are a few jokes (I might not tell them correctly):

England: *walks up to Canada* "Hey, America, when's the next meeting for the allies.

Canada: "Sorry, sir, but I'm not America, I'm Canada."

England: *freaking out* "Oh, I'm sorry, you look just like him!!!"

Er, I forgot the rest and the funny part. But here's a really simple one.

Japan: I agree with America

Switzerland: *shouts*  Man up or I'll beat you with my peace prize!

I'll Google some more.