User blog:Spottedstar42/NOTICE: Everyone please read this!

This is a contract:

This contract states that in the case reader may blink then Spotz gets to eat all your candy. In exchange, if Spotz blinks, then the reader gets to eat all her candy.

If the reader *clears throat* 'falls' off a cliff, Spotz gets to smash everything they own, and eat thier candy, and teh reader cna do the same to her.

If the reader is attacked by monkies that ran away from a local zoo, then Spotz gets to kill all their roleplay cats, smash everything they own, and eat all their candy, and the reader cna do the same to her.

If the reader gets attacked by lions while wearing a bunny costume, Spotz gets to take over all their wikis, kill all their roleplay cats, smash everything they own, and eat all their candy, and the reader can do the same to her.

If the reader gets attack by a red fish, a blue fish, then one fish, then two fish, Spotz gets to sit by their hospital bed and quote Dr.Suess all day, take over all their wikis, kill all their roleplay cats, smash everything they own, and eat all their candy, and the reader can do the same to her.

Lastly, if the reader blinks, falls off a cliff, gets attacked by runaway monkies, gets attacked by lions in a bunny costume, and gets attacked by a red fish, a blue fish, then one fish, then two fish, the spotz gets to sing their least favorite song while sitting next to them, sit by their hospital bed and quote Dr. Suess all day, Take over all their wikis, kill all teir roleplay cats, smash everything they own, and eat all their candy, and the reader can do the same to her.

and, if Spotz wishes, the 'and you cna do the same to her's don't count mwhahahaah!

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